Sunday, January 15, 2012

Red Lobster - Santa Maria, CA

Do you want to find happiness at the bottom of any empty soup bowl? I do! So go straight to your local Red Lobster and order the largest container of Lobster Bisque and devour it until the bowl is licked clean. I have eaten Lobster bisque at fancy seafood restaurants, at dingy shacks on wharfs and straight out of the plastic containers sold at Costco and none it compares to Red Lobster's version. I am not kidding. What are you waiting for? Hurry! Go now! And eat a few Cheddar Biscuits while your at it...

1 comment:

JustinM said...

I ate at this Santa Maria Red Lobster in 2001 and got sick, but it wasn't the fish I had, I'm sure it was the "honey-teriyaki" glaze. I could tell as I was eating it that it wasn't right. But I was 22 and not too bright so I kept eating it.