Around, around the world she goes! Where she stops, nobody knows!
True story: I was at a bar in Pasadena last night while this complete jackass with zero game was hitting on the hot bartender, and, not surprisingly, getting nowhere. At one point he changed tack and start complaining to her about everything, apparently to increase his odds of scoring with her. His main complaint? "Why did you take the Sam Adams Cherry Wheat off tap? I used to drink that every day!"He was still there when I left, but I'm guessing he didn't get anywhere.
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